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Aeao

@ Aeao @lemmy.world

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  • Is there anyway I can screw around with ICE? I need a new hobby I come from a long line of immigrants. If i send my home address and phone number will they actually come and deport me to choose a cntr

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  • A lot of people have trouble with executive function.

    It helps a lot to list the groups instead of assigning a task of “find one”

    I’m not arguing I’m just also wanting to do something but I don’t know what to do. I have severe adhd lol

  • Someone, I'm thinking with multiple accounts, is downvoting EVERY comment I make. Mildly aggravating, mostly sad for someone like that. Can I find out who and just block them?

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  • Yeah I never had to pay for Reddit because I got gold for my comments.

    Which were normally something sarcastic.

    It’s kinda like the algorithm for social media. What gets engagement? Bad shit.

    So if you get a group together who is good at that… you’re kinda surrounded by broken people lol

  • Someone, I'm thinking with multiple accounts, is downvoting EVERY comment I make. Mildly aggravating, mostly sad for someone like that. Can I find out who and just block them?

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  • I had a Reddit account get to the special place for people who got over 100,000 upvotes. The sub was full of assholes.

    Also I’m an asshole so you’re theory checks out.

  • Mafs

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  • You’re luck to be alive!

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  • That’s another joke “I just like the smell”

    If you want an educational answer how many lines depend on the person but also the size of the line.

    In a party the person who has the coke sets up some lines, how many and how thick depends on what they are willing to spend on this.

    So if you are taking coke from someone else how much do you do? All that’s offered.

    If you are the one cutting lines how much do you do? The rest.

    How much you use is exactly how much you can afford.

    You can actually tell a lot a persons finances by the line they cut for you. My lines are small compared to someone like Elon musk but huge compared to a lot of people . I’ve had people say “I’ll break this up into two or three lines if you don’t mind”

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  • Oh my god I’m so excited I get to use this joke lol. You’ve set me up for a common joke.

    The average number of lines you do is all of them. The correct amount of cocaine is all of the cocaine you have.

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  • Is 3 lines or four lines.

    Imagine lines of cocaine on a mirror.

    1/11 is three lines 11/11 is 4 lines.

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  • Cocaine day is 1/11 or 11/11 depending on how many friends you have.

  • Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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  • Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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  • I suddenly want to get really into kung fu lol

  • Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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  • Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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  • I think the dude replying to me is a dissatisfied sleeper agent.

    “The don’t pay your bills, you need certificatation and barb at the service desk is mean to me!”

    Dude wear unionizing, don’t fight me, join me!

  • Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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  • I did in another comment.

    More importantly five people liked that comment so it’s not as uncommon as you think

    To use silly fake math 5 likes on lemmy is 100,000 on Reddit. That means 104 billion people have experienced it.

    The less funny answer is, I’ve worked corporate jobs, and I’ve unfortunately seen people die. I’ve seen the math that goes into that. I’m kinda a safety nut now. “No ones going to pay you if you die watch out how you stack that. You have an arbitration agreement “

  • Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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  • Retail management. I recently left my job as a district manager for a dollar branded store chain.

    I also in my free time help abused people get to the shelters.

    I’ve been shot at three times 2 were protecting women leaving, once a banned customer who saw me out on a walk.

    Edit: to be clear I was helping women pack not abducting then. When I saw “2 were protecting women” I was talking about me protecting the women not them shooting at me for abducting someone.

  • Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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  • Undercover agents who I’ve heard on podcasts actually do get to know the people and consider them friends.

    Why bring it immediately to pedophiles. We know for a fact the cia completely ignored Epstein and his damn island. So why use that as an example if not to shock with “pedophiles “ we aren’t investigating pedophiles which cia sleeper agents. Why are we talking about Epstein lol

  • Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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  • That’s already a concern in my day to day life.

    I’ve been deemed expendable by companies and people have shot at me. Shit just happens man, naturally.

  • Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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  • Sorry for the double reply and I this is shower thoughts not anything scientific. So I’m only being half serious not suggesting I’ll join the cia.

    I do have to argue “chill” people don’t get caught at all. That’s what separates a sleeper agent from a spy or espionage agent.

    Sleeper agents are just waiting and being a normal dude

  • Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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  • But I’ll be out up in place where my job will pay for my living and give me time to “spy” which is just socializing.

  • Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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  • “We need you to get close to this person. We can’t tell you why”

    “And you guys are assigning me friends! I love this job!“

    “There’s a good chance one of you will have to betray the other later…”

    “I know the risks of getting close to people Greg. I have inner thoughts too”