Lol you can make things rhyme but the actual names don’t suddenly rhyme just because they’re said wrong. Do orange and porridge rhyme? No, but you can twist the pronunciation to make them.
It’s honestly insane how defensive you are about this
They aren’t said wrong lol, they’re said in a different dialects than you. In a whole lot of English dialects Iran and Japan rhyme. Straight up. Deal with it lol
Lol you can make things rhyme but the actual names don’t suddenly rhyme just because they’re said wrong. Do orange and porridge rhyme? No, but you can twist the pronunciation to make them.
It’s honestly insane how defensive you are about this
They aren’t said wrong lol, they’re said in a different dialects than you. In a whole lot of English dialects Iran and Japan rhyme. Straight up. Deal with it lol