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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I don’t know why, but I love the idea of mundane magic.

    “Here, take this talisman.”

    “This a brick.”

    “It’s a composite talisman, made from the earth, containing countless microscopic crystals working in harmony and bound together with a purpose. Hold it like this. Now repeat the incantation I taught you and deliver the spell.”

    “Fuck you, Kevin, you cheating whore!” [Sound of glass shattering]

    “Now run! We don’t want to catch any counterspells.”

    “Wow, that was really effective. What if we had added a fire element.”

    “Now you’re thinking like a witch!”