Hello, aquarium enthusiasts!

I live in Washington DC and have a 25 million liter short rimless fish tank which I’d like to stock with plants and animals. Annoyingly, it’s only about 45cm deep at the shallow ends, so I’m not sure what would work best.

It’s also outdoors, and obviously a bit too large to move. Please help! The algae is going NUTS, so I’d like to prevent that. Plecos? Saltwater? Idk, this kind of isn’t my field of expertise and my cabinet is really busy with this whole “Texas secessionist movement” bullshit.

  • nasezero [comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    7·
    12 days ago

    You’re sitting on a goldmine, and you don’t even realize it! So many unique marketing opportunities, just off the top of my head:

    • Fill little pendants with the swamp water, and sell it to MAGA hogs with some kind of “9/11 never forget”-style platitude, but with the reflecting pool fish tank in place of the towers (with a smoke cloud-shaped crowd of ANTIFA pouring communist chemicals into the water)
    • Do the same thing but fill little donald trump-shaped containers with drumpf did this and sell it to liberals (MAGA hogs might also buy this tbh)
    • Get RFK to say the water has healing properties or some shit, then bottle and sell it
    • POTUSS [she/her]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      8·
      12 days ago

      Sorry, I don’t know what a MAGA hog is. Is that a breed of swine? Anti fascists are among my primary voting bloc so I don’t really have any intention of alienating them, especially given the recent tension with the secessionist so-called “Republic of Texas.”

      Donald Trump, the stand-up comedian? I watched his new special on Blockbuster@Home, it was… Fine. I don’t generally like male comedians, men just aren’t funny to me. I did think the part about his diagnosis of dementia was pretty good, reminded me of my grandmother’s decline.

      RFK died in the 60s, so again, I’m not really sure what you’re talking about.