World-record gun disarm: Claims to hold a world record for the speed at which he can grab and unload a gun pointed at him.

Nobody on the planet earth can beat the time i was swinging my keychain around, my “best friend” (became a cop and ghosted me) at the time pointed a toy gun at me and I whipped the keychain at him, caught the barrel in a loop, pulled it to the side and punched him in the shoulder in the same motion. Like, I’m sorry, but it is not physically possible to disarm someone more smoothly than I did at that moment im the 9th grade