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minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up64·edit-21 年前No wait nevermind they were just between the couch cushions here. Haha that’s so funny I don’t know why I would assu- … wait… WHY IS THIS ON THE NEWS
minus-squareburgersc12@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 年前Oh shit, car keys are fucking couches now??
minus-squarehemmes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 年前No but JD Vance was visiting just a few hours earlier
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 年前It’s Vance. You have any idea what’s in the couch cushions?
minus-squarewerefreeatlast@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前Have you ever wondered why even keys not made from brass smell the way they do? And why they are often sticky? Vance! Get some help! Stop fucking our couches full of lost keys!
No wait nevermind they were just between the couch cushions here. Haha that’s so funny I don’t know why I would assu- … wait… WHY IS THIS ON THE NEWS
Oh shit, car keys are fucking couches now??
No but JD Vance was visiting just a few hours earlier
It’s Vance. You have any idea what’s in the couch cushions?
Have you ever wondered why even keys not made from brass smell the way they do? And why they are often sticky? Vance! Get some help! Stop fucking our couches full of lost keys!