cross-posted from: https://jlai.lu/post/38184290

[Jesus sits on a rock, speaking]
A new command I give you:
Love one another

[an angry character talks back to Jesus]
What if they’re something bad like gay, trans, brown, or communist though?

[Jesus is facepalming on his rock]
I don’t want to be a messiah anymore

https://thebad.website/comic/gospel_of_love

  • Mulligrubs@lemmy.worldEnglish
    153·
    11 days ago

    Jesus says the way to Heaven is crooked and narrow, and few will find it. Most will take the straight, wide road, and burn in Hell forever. The only way to get into Heaven is to be Christian.

    So, sure, He said “love your neighbor”, but it’s the kind of love that allows Hell to exist and eternal punishment for all who deny Christ.

    Jesus was not consistent, according to His own disciples, even. He seems schizophrenic to me, certainly not sane.

    • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
      91·
      10 days ago

      He also said to forsake your family and obey your parents and that he didn’t come to bring peace but a sword, but also to bring peace. Oh and also, all the old rules still apply, but also not.

      • Forester@pawb.socialEnglish
        34·
        10 days ago

        I would like to have a conversation with you but I have the feeling that you posted this in bad faith on purpose.

        Choose your own spirituality over your family’s wishes. Listen to and respect your parents. Jesus says he did not come to fix the world but to give the world a way to better itself. He did not come to upturn the old Jewish law but to fulfill it by sacrificing himself to pay for all of the past and future failures of humanity. I would be happy to go over any and all of these above topics with you in a level-headed discussion.

        If you try to read the Bible by examining random passages out of context, you’re going to have a very hard time. Especially when you read something that got translated from Aramaic to koine to Latin to English.

        • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
          4·
          10 days ago

          I would like to have a conversation with you but I have the feeling that you posted this in bad faith on purpose.

          Oh no, I was very serious about my post. If you want to have a Bible discussion, I find that entertaining, I’ve read and studied it quite a bit before I realized there’s no reason to think any of it ever happened.

          Still, the knowledge I picked up about the collection of loosely connected stories didn’t just go away, so we can talk.

          Choose your own spirituality over your family’s wishes.

          Listen to and respect your parents.

          And obey them, at least as long as you’re a child. Rather like slaves should obey their masters. They use the same word, so it’s kinda hard to argue those are both “listen to and respect”. Though, granted, that was Pau saying that, not Jesus.

          He did not come to upturn the old Jewish law but to fulfill it by sacrificing himself to pay for all of the past and future failures of humanity.

          Leaving aside how that’s both not a sacrifice AND not a requirement to fix things when you’re also an all powerful god, Jesus missed a LOT of requirements to be the Messiah, so can’t really do that. I know the prophets are skipped over a lot, but if you don’t put the different parts next to each other, you can’t actually learn anything.

          But the most important part of the bible, wholly apart from any inconsistencies, is that there’s really no reason to think any of it is true. That took me a LONG time to figure out, which is what I studied it so much. Turns out the answer is really simple.

        • meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          92·
          10 days ago

          So you’re saying there are gay, trans, brown and communist people that discriminate against others solely based on the fact they’re not part of those minorities? That sounds like weird whataboutism to me

            • meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com
              71·
              10 days ago

              still whataboutism. it reduces the relevance of the point of the comic, even though its objectively true that the minorities mentioned in this comic are discriminated against. even if it was the other way around, your comment would still be irrelevant and add nothing to the discussion

  • StopTech@lemmy.today
    13·
    9 days ago

    I guess people with this interpretation think pedophiles and mass murderers are great then