“aw boy I shore do love drinking laker light and jorkin mon queue to CTV Wild”
“Hon hon h-WAK! Câlisse!” chokes on his own spit “Fack!”
“Oh, you’re going to the city? Can you get me some [long discontinued product], I can’t find it here for some reason.”
I’ve been to Laval. Saw two simultaneous unrelated DV incidents in a parking lot turn into one five-way scrap when someone tried to intervene in one of the fights.