• Elting@piefed.socialEnglish
    373·
    1 个月前

    “That day she was amazed to discover…”
    "What he meant was ‘Let’s bone sometime’ "

    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
      812·
      1 个月前

      Allosexuals ruining romance, speedrun: go! Wow! A new record!

      No offense haha, I know your view is the majority one

      • Elting@piefed.socialEnglish
        281·
        1 个月前

        You just can’t ignore the fuck-me eyes they’re giving each other through the whole beginning of the movie.

        • oortjunk@sh.itjust.works
          32·
          1 个月前

          I mean…if your fusiform gyrus is horribly miswired or you have like… traumatic right hemisphere brain injury…you…can ignore them. It does lead to some inexplicable plot points if you don’t pick up on it though.