Since he’s A) utterly transactional B) obsessed with the geometry of our borders and the beautiful lines…

It stands to reason that the way out of this for us is to just…buy Alaska. Then the lines work better for small handed piss artist whose milieu is “gold sharpie”.

Maybe think of it as our version of “Hitler got in to art school instead”. Might be enough of a shock to the beams underpinning reality to undo the jolt that knocked us off course back around that Harambe thing.

The only people ruining your planet and fucking up your financial future are conservative cunts driving around in their oil boomermobiles ANY TIME OF THE FUCKING DAY.

I say open goddamn season on these fucks.

Learn basic electronics and how to solder to weaponize commercial drones.

Not all vehicles are truck

Some are all computer now!

These are all over the place in Victoria. It’s still idiots in big pickups that are smoking all the pedestrians. Weird huh?

If only we had the collective good sense to put a smartie like you in charge eh?

Alas. We must shoulder on, bereft of the illuminated path of your divine wisdom. We must try not to sink into the mire of despair, but gird ourselves for the long, arduous road ahead.

God speed Sir John Richard.

Almost as if the emperor was buck naked all the time and the rest of us non American nations were just too scared to say anything. Go ahead and marinate on that. I’m curious what the consensus on “American exceptionalism” really means (meant, sorry. Past tense now), having considered the current facts on the ground.

Shoulda started this in the fucking 80s. But nooooope. We had to bribe Albertan provincial voters with Ralph bucks.

There’s truly no hell awful enough for the things masquerading as humans that wriggle among us and call themselves conservatives.

Yeah I’m really confused about this apparent FLAGRANT DOUBLE STANDARD.

I thought it was “un-requested kinetic energy surplus mitigation manifold”

If there wasn’t such a chronic shortage of moral fiber among his fans, he’d be properly shut down. As soon as Spotify announced they were enabling his firehose of lie, I peace’d out and haven’t streamed a single 1 or 0 from their servers since.

It really seems to me to be a case of fault IFF. We cannot reliably discern our enemies when we see or hear them anymore. Rogan is your enemy, doesn’t matter who or where you are. If you’re carbon based life, his continued existence I’d inimical to yours. No part of anything he’s doing is going to wind up beneficial to anyone, save for himself.

I’m not making any mistake.

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Intelligent people can choose to be willfully ignorant…

Careful with that selection bias Debbie. Those things look sharp.

Not a single person in any of my peers groups, even those who are only considered “well wishers”, considers this “the rage”.

“The rage”, for me at least, is imagining holding these traitors heads under the water in a beautiful creek running through a meadow on a sunny day, until the bubbles stop.

This is the perspective every north american inhabitant NEEDS.

With some accidental Don Cherry contamination from the 3 way.

What you really need is a droid who understands the binary language of moisture vaporators.

Like the robass from “The Quest for Saint Aquin”. Not post-apoc at all.

I wrote an article about how Jim Carrey used greenface (very offensively too) during the filming of “The Mask”, but hardly anyone cared.

He’s not even an amphibian!

Thanks, Cinco!

I think you’ll find…everybody loves a loser…