Me: “wow, I never want to have kids.”

Parents: “WHAT? It’s the lost wonderful experience ever!!!”

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    6 days ago

    I like kids but when little kids are running around I can’t help but think of them more as wild animals than humans. I imagine having a toddler can’t be all that different from having a feral pet monkey

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        5 days ago

        I’m joking, behaviorally they just seem a bit animal, esp when they get zoomies. My mom babysit 3 toddlers the other week and they were stomping around and running under tables and throwing stuff, and it really felt like escapen zoo animals scurrying around