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A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Flippanarchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 days ago

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A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Flippanarchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 days ago
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  • NahMarcas@lemmy.ml
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    If cows could union, they inmediatly join to the greens, forcing the farmers be collectivist to remove cows rights or be communist and stop milking cows

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    Go vegan

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    I’m concerned about the “milk” these people are drinking, because those are clearly bulls

    • LePoisson@lemmy.world
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      They’re just dairy cows that haven’t been dehorned.

      I thought for the longest time female cows didn’t have horns but they do in many species, the predominant dairy cow species included. Usually they get their horns removed when they’re very young (weeks old).

      Like, I got your joke, I just also thought for a long time only bulls had horns - I guess that’s how it’s portrayed in most of our media.

      • ttayh@lemmy.zip
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        But bulls never have udders, like the ones in the image

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          That’s true, I didn’t even realize that!!

          Well fuck maybe they are bulls then. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Huh, I carried the same assumption. TIL!

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      • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I sure hope he doesn’t get Munsoned out there!

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      Shush, the bulls are very happy

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    Black flag anarchism: you and the two cows have five minutes to plant the device and get out undetected.

    • A404@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      You mean anarcho-nihilism?

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        Maybe but whats the point?

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    Anarcho-primitivism: The cows roam free. You and your tribe follow the herd, bringing with you only what you can carry on your back. When you need milk, you form a milking party with your tribe and catch a milking cow by chasing it until it’s too exhausted to keep running.

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    Anarcho-feminism: bulls have the equal right to be milked

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    Anarcho-transhumanism — I actively endorse and force ‘TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE’ mantra on everyone. Plus you get cool robotic tail that can be used for grabbing and other stuff left for readers imagination.

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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      Can I get extra thumbs too?

      • Evil Kitty@europe.pub
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        Yes

        • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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          Count me in!

  • SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz
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    cows with guns

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    I really enjoy the Anarcho-Syndicalism one. Cows deserve unions, too!

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