

These puns are fowl. I’m glad we’re not cooped up on the same instance.
The leopards have been eating well these last couple of weeks.
Well, sure. We needed a new DINO now that Manchin and Sinema are gone.
Have you seen what happens to a diaper when you go in the water?
First fatal commercial crash*
JBAB and the Marine One hangar are directly across the Potomac from DCA. I’m honestly kind of surprised this is the first time this has happened.
At this point, I’m waiting for them to demand lead to be added back into gasoline so our grandchildren get to repeat the cycle of stupidity all over again.
It’s aftertaste as a flavor.
The current administration has already tried to argue that the 14th Amendment (birthright citizenship) is unconstitutional.
About 15 years ago, I happened to stumble upon an online promotional contest for the movie 2012. It was a contest of logic games that took place 1 at a time over 4 or 5 weeks, and it just so happened to be week 1 still. Seeing as I used to be a big nerd (I still am, but I used to, too), I decided to give it a shot. Once the contest was over, I promptly forgot about it until I got a random phone call a couple months later.
Turns out, I ended up placing in the top 12, which meant I had won a PS3 and some crappy Sony video camera. It also meant that I was moving on to phas two of the contrst. Phase two required the contestants to make a video and get elected by the internet as the winner, for a chance at a vacation to Mexico. I wasn’t keen on doing all that, so I phoned it in for the video. All I wanted was the PS3, honestly.
We should call this era the Great Suppression.
You can’t use a torrent client via TOR.
Send them $.50 and ask for your change.
I’m at a loss.
I can’t believe gas is over $2 a gallon now.
Frequency is measured in hertz (Hz), with 1 Hz meaning one cycle per second. A frequency of 8 Hz will complete 20 cycles in 2.5 sec.
That particular ad is for a company called Zilch, which operates in the UK, not the US.
It says fra-gi-le, most be Bothan!