There is a compelling theory that ages back a younger Gandalf had sex with a Took woman and Gandalf periodically checks up on the Hobbit families resulting from that. It is noted in the books how the Tooks tend to live longer than normal. Both Bilbo and Frodo are descended from Tooks.

So what you’re saying is that Gandalf is a tech-bro and Hobbits are the A.I. of middle earth; pushed into everything whether they’re needed or not.

Lovely plumage

Gandalf talking like Billy Butcher is something I did not know I needed. Thankyou.