An r/Austin thread from 11 years ago

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Spotted at the corner of Barton Springs and S 1st

Another comment

I’ve been keeping track of the signs of his I’ve seen. My list is now –

  • beverly springs just ahead
  • less condos more condoms
  • public notice: that rash won’t just go away
  • certain mediocrity ahead
  • tell me lies! 512-333-1812
  • english tooter 512-333-1812
  • I fux computers 512-777-1995
  • I buy broken dreams 512-333-1984
  • r.i.p. weird 1969-2014 we will miss you!
  • discount gigolo 512-333-1984
  • dallas 0.5 miles ahead
  • free boyfriend includes puppy! no baggage! (except puppy) Text: 512-333-1984 now!
  • I fix broken women
  • Not pregnant? I can help!
  • Not suicidal? I can help.
  • if you were homeless you’d be home right now
  • pillow talk $10/hour 512-777-1995
  • free puppies just $20 512-777-1991
  • selfie defense training
  • dog woking $3/lb 512-489-7510
  • seeking sworded love affair 512-489-7510

The last three (selfie defense, dog woking, sworded) are recent, within the last week or two.