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* proceeds to give them more and more fake data and notes it in the password manager *
Of course, I remember my first pets name. Good ol’ F^5.zkU.[x&J!F4w/d!9dT#,ejNZjWyp*. Such a good boy.
Such a cute name too!
2005: Please insert your username & password.
2015: Your fingerprint (if you don’t mind).
2020: For extra security and age verification, show your face to the camera (to your knowledge, the cam is always running in the background anyway).
2026: All of the previous conditions plus re-captcha.
2030: Go to the bathroom and give us a nude, to make sure you are not an alien. (Already naked? click here)
