Five guy style twice fried French fries. Hamburger bun grilled cheese with processed cheese food slices, hot dogs from the air fryer. Fry sauce made from mayonnaise, ketchup and malt vinegar.
Ask your doctor if American food is right for you.
Cost per person: $2.40.


As a North Carolinian, and that’s as far as I go for the sake of anonymity,… this is mid-tier, as a southerner.
Two upside-down hamburger-buns, two fried hotdogs, two slices of cheese and fries, the “default” of sides. This entire “meal” is roughly $5 of food for $2 of sustenance and I think you deserve better for yourself.
American food? This is on the sloppier side of “American Food”, there’s more bread and starch on the plate than turnip greens, BBQ or at least some fried chicken, god forbid some stewed carrots or sweet potatoes or something.
ALL THAT ASIDE
Homie toasted the buns upside down for extra crispness, and I bet being soft on the inside makes the chew interesting, and the fries aren’t exactly a low quality. The execution is top-tier, but I mean, come on.
This isn’t meant to represent any particular American dish. It’s just a vibe of things American. I can’t think of another country that could even offer something like this.
Literally $2.40 of food.
I’m in Lesser Carolina. Just 40 minutes south of Charlotte. Maybe you would prefer Carolina Bird Dogs?
I’ve never even been to NC but I love me a bird dog
what the umpty fuck is that a deep fried hot dog on a bun
Chicken tenders Left topped with bacon and Dijon mustard. It’s a Carolina specialty known as the Carolina Bird Dog. You won’t find it in the cities, but it’s in the country diners.