A friend told me that as part of a “team bonding exercise” they were asked to sing one of their favorite songs with the lyrics re-worded about their job or company and I am so thankful that this bullshit hasn’t spread to my country yet.
I’m lucky to work for a fairly small firm that fully supports my choice to be a hermit, but yeah that commercial real estate ain’t gonna finance itself.
A friend told me that as part of a “team bonding exercise” they were asked to sing one of their favorite songs with the lyrics re-worded about their job or company and I am so thankful that this bullshit hasn’t spread to my country yet.
🎵 I know a task that gets on everybody’s nerves…🎵
🎵Why does this meeting never end🎵
🎵it just goes on and on my friend🎵
🎵Some C-suite level jokers heard that number must go up🎵
🎵This could have been an email but we’ll forever ever wonder…🎵
🎵I suffer, but why?🎵 - Napalm Death
Just sing Gwar - Sick of You, unchanged
There are so many songs from the labor movement that can easily be modified for the modern office environment, I’m sure your boss will love it.
🎵 You write 16 reports and what do you get
🎵 Another day older and deeper in debt
or
🎵 My dad was an accountant and I’m an accountants son
🎵 And I’ll stick with the union till every battle 's won
or
🎵I stood nee deep in politics, got sick with a churning gut
🎵 I shoveled out the bullshit and it neigh on makes you chokes.
…
If they try to take away working from home, I will become a bin man
How… How often do you think binmen work from home?
Every day at least once
Have you seen my desk?
Oh they tryin’…
I’m lucky to work for a fairly small firm that fully supports my choice to be a hermit, but yeah that commercial real estate ain’t gonna finance itself.
Team bonding exercises can be great though, e.g. going go-carting on company time or having a walk.
Enables you to be more kind to colleagues.
Fits perfectly.