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minus-squarethefluffiest@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·2 months agoOh don’t worry, there will be plenty of Windows in hell
minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoHell is only being allowed to use Windows 11
minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoYou can’t access your file system, settings or install anything manually, only prompt slop-pilot to do it for you
minus-squaregrranibal@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoYou don’t even get a keyboard, you have to prompt him with your voice
minus-squareHisse@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoNono, Cortana handles the keyboard, Copilot does the mouse
minus-squaregrranibal@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoYou’d be great as a manager of hell
minus-squareMrLLM@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoAnd you get an ad for every 1000 tokens consumed
minus-squareluciole (they/them)@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoI used to think it couldn’t get worse than Vista and yet here we are.
Oh don’t worry, there will be plenty of Windows in hell
Hell is only being allowed to use Windows 11
With slop-pilot features
You can’t access your file system, settings or install anything manually, only prompt slop-pilot to do it for you
You don’t even get a keyboard, you have to prompt him with your voice
Nono, Cortana handles the keyboard, Copilot does the mouse
You’d be great as a manager of hell
I manage the managers
And you get an ad for every 1000 tokens consumed
I used to think it couldn’t get worse than Vista and yet here we are.
Vista