No my dear yanks, not everything is a ‘war’.

Now that’s dedication to climate mitigation! Thank you for your service 🫡

This is a signal by the Trump admin that they’re not laundering enough

The most powerful man in the world races to prove he is humanity’s savior before the disaster he unleashed destroys everything.

Sounds it’s a bit behind its time

From now on, in any war, datacenters will be taken out first

What’s he doing with that redhead? Hmm

The original Jacobins would never have been that reductive. We’re all equal before the guillotine

Oh ye of little faith! AI will surely cure death! So, like any good cult, let’s plan that collective suicide, shall we?

boots in the ground

That typo indeed carries more truth than the rest of these posts

two months to topple the Taliban

checks notes hmm let’s see who’s in power in Afghanistan again

And drives a Honda - never gets laid

https://archive.md/yv4Y9

Her condition, disclosed on Wednesday after a court hearing, remains severe. She has a blood clot in one arm and pneumonia, and had not eaten — she was unable to swallow when her lawyers saw her. She could not move her arms, and her hands had swollen to resemble inflated surgical gloves, said the lawyer, Randy Spivey.

“She woke up in a hospital surrounded by people she didn’t know with a tube down her throat,” Mr. Spivey said during a news conference. “We don’t know the toll all of this will take, but Christa is a survivor.”

Ms. Pike’s awareness and evolving condition heightened the stakes of a procedural hearing in Nashville on Wednesday. A judge said she would order Tennessee to preserve records and evidence tied to the execution attempt and to ensure Ms. Pike could communicate easily with her lawyers.

And nothing of value was lost

Musk’s bullshit must be stopped. Overpromising, underdelivering, lousy road safety. All while serving his personal agenda: lining his pockets and spying on the entire world in realtime.

Oh Donny’s lining his pockets just fine alright

It already ate the captain

That’s why corporate media is a very bad idea

Pah dah dah dah

4 calling birds

That’s the extreme right’s goal isn’t it, cleansing fascism of its stains? Pretending it was just some unfortunate happenings here and there, some rogue people who spoiled the pure waters of God’s Own Politics, fascism.

So that after that, calls can again go out to purify society, killing the ‘impure’ and obey the Leader and his minions.

It’s not as if Microsoft Teams is not absolute shite