72 percent of all surveyed execs said their company’s AI strategy is causing them stress or anxiety, 32 percent of whom characterize their stress as “high” or “crippling.”

Oh boo hoo. Poor widdle babies. Sooooo much stress from literally being bad to sleep on your ass while working class folks are being starved of their livelihoods.

How the fuck are they better than me. They keep getting more more more good things shoved in their face, and I’m supposed to feel bad porky is sooo scared of his own super good luck he’s in the fetal position? What a fucking baby!