Varven@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 10 个月前The dinosaur paradoxlemmy.worldimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1261arrow-down152
arrow-up1209arrow-down1imageThe dinosaur paradoxlemmy.worldVarven@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 10 个月前message-square16fedilink
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mlcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88·edit-210 个月前Two problems with this: Dinosaurs didn’t really turn into oil, plankton did (thanks teaching me, Beakman’s World) Plastic is often made from a natural gas processing byproduct
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up57·10 个月前The actual dinosaurs made from dinosaurs would be dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mlcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·10 个月前Nah those are also made of plastic
minus-squareorca@orcas.enjoying.yachtslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·10 个月前We all have McMicroplastics in us. I’m lovin’ it!
minus-squareNis@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 个月前So… What came first? The plastic or the egg?
minus-squareMeowZedong@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 个月前Shhh! Vegan is an option, not a mandate!
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mlcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 个月前Hey, eat as much plastic as you want. Live a little
Two problems with this:
Dinosaurs didn’t really turn into oil, plankton did (thanks teaching me, Beakman’s World)
Plastic is often made from a natural gas processing byproduct
The actual dinosaurs made from dinosaurs would be dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets
Nah those are also made of plastic
We all have McMicroplastics in us.
I’m lovin’ it!
So… What came first? The plastic or the egg?
Shhh.
Confirmed, oil is vegan.
Ever heard of zooplankton?
Shhh! Vegan is an option, not a mandate!
Hey, eat as much plastic as you want. Live a little
I prefer to chug my oil, crude.