Literally? No, do not set things on fire.

Metaphorically? No, do not set things on fire.

🎼 I just want to start a flame in your heart

Not on purpose. That damn styrofoam packaging was too close to the candle, but who lights a candle for a chicken nuggies dinner with a 10 y/o?

No.

If you set a fire and accidentally cause the death of your younger brother, you are completely guilt free!

(I was the younger brother, my older brother played with fire… bro was trying to kill me fr)

Technically, yes, because I’m rarely sure of anything. But I’ve been reasonably confident I could put them out and so far I’ve been right!

Yup. Being young and stupid, a group of us were lighting those rose fireworks (the kind which spin and light up on the ground), putting them in a water balloon launcher and flinging them into the sky. While we were aiming for a river, this also meant we were aiming for some brush. Unsurprisingly, we eventually had one land short while still burning and started a bush on fire. We ran down and started trying to put it out with dirt. This wasn’t going well until we remembered we had a small container and a ready source of water (the river) and managed to douse the fire.

I’m a fire performer, I’ve set some pretty large fires. Nope. Always have a safety plan

um. no.