NEW YORK—In what came as a welcome shock to investors amid recent dips in the global economy, markets reportedly surged Tuesday after President Donald Trump wrote in a Truth Social Post that he’d had sex with an angel. “I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN […]
  • tal@lemmy.todayEnglish
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    13 days ago

    DUE TO TO THE TENOR AND DEPTH OF THIS FEMALE ANGEL’S LOVE MAKING

    Um. Angels aren’t normally considered to have gender.

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    https://biblehub.com/q/do_angels_have_a_specific_gender.htm

    While angels are frequently depicted using masculine pronouns and described as appearing in male form, Scripture does not teach that they possess gender in the human, biological sense.

    EDIT: Ah, finished reading the article:

    At press time, global markets had reportedly crashed to their lowest point this year after Trump posted a follow-up message stating that the angel he had sex with may have in fact been an alien.

    • dvoraqs@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      13 days ago

      The reference you listed makes it sound like angels can actually have a gender (as in a social identification as man and/or woman) but not a sex (as in male and/or female biology, presumable about having genitals).