I hate spy movies; I genuinely have never found the genre interesting, and with my luck a few years ago a friend dragged me to go see the James Bond movie ‘No time to die’ (WHICH BY THE WAY, IS ALMOST THREE HOURS LONG DON’T YA KNOW!); I haaaaated that movie; literally only ONE thing could’ve saved it for me:
There’s a character in the movie, a lady who becomes the new 007 (which stupidly annoyed chuds for some reason; it’s not like she was going to even permanently replace James Bond, it was a STORY reason why she was granted that designation), her name? Nomi.
If she had even ONCE introduced herself as ‘Nomi, you know me’, it would’ve saved the movie for me! 10/10, movie of the year, give it an Oscar!
It would’ve been akin to the ‘Bond, James Bond’ thing, but better!
The name’s Jingleheimer-Schmidt, John Jacob Jungleheimer-Schmidt.
My relationship with James Bond is difficult. My dad loved the movies so I have been watching them with him for as long as I can remember, but the racism, misogyny, and insufferable British arrogance have worn me down over the years. Even when you have a good movie like Goldfinger, it’s completely ruined by SA.