Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoWhat's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?message-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1126arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1123arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square10linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBazell@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoOne fits in your pants and the other doesn’t.
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·1 month agoOne goes in your hip-pocket. The other goes in the hip-o-pocket.
minus-squareOnomatopoeia@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoOh, that’s baaad Haha, take your upvote, dad
One fits in your pants and the other doesn’t.
One goes in your hip-pocket. The other goes in the hip-o-pocket.
Oh, that’s baaad
Haha, take your upvote, dad