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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did you see the movie about rivers and waterfalls?English
2·30 天前They want No Scrubs
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?English
3·1 个月前Like you need a excuse
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I just learned the other day that Albert Einstein was a real person!English
1·1 个月前This is the level of autism we come to Lemmy for.
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I have a friend who's addicted to drinking brake fluid....English
1·2 个月前Who? Never heard of them, but whoever I stole the joke from may have
Sooo, like eye roll, a light snort out of your nose or a sensible chuckle?
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did I ever tell you all the story about mushroom hunting? It's pretty long but....English
5·2 个月前I don’t disagree, but I knew it would pop up in the comments and wanted to preempt it
I did not, do you have a link? I’m always looking to score another source
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politics @lemmy.world•Former Minnesota governor says state should seek to become part of Canada
3·3 个月前I do enjoy the idea, but I feel we have to call it out just like we do every time Texas talks about leaving. This issue has been settled (violently).
If you get a majority of the northern population centers and economies to seceed it would be more feasible, but it would result in an actual shooting civil war. One state (with the exception of California) isn’t enough to go it alone.
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did you know New York is the opposite of Minnesota?English
4·3 个月前LFG!
It’s very similar to how a lot of Americans didn’t know about the Tulsa Race Massacre until it was in The Watchmen.
I really enjoyed that one, well done.
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•If the Pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be known for?English
2·5 个月前That’s very kind, thank you.
I live that scroll generator, thanks!
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Where do you go to buy donuts, Cherrios, Life Savers and bagels?English
5·6 个月前They are to 5 year olds.
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I surprised my wife and put a mini trampoline in the bed room...English
3·6 个月前She’s head over heels for me!
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What is a witches favorite subject in school?English
2·6 个月前My daughter thought so too.
I’m special and can’t get the spoiler markdown to work on mobile
You two knock it off, or you’re grounded
For sure, it makes one stop and think if you’re intentionally injection anything with “Toxin” in the name into your face