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Some nights it’s “mi-mi-mi-mi-mi”, and other nights it’s, “honk-shoo”
🎵 Some nights I call it a draw 🎵
szchzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-buzzzzupt-szchzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
What’s the big deal? Even I don’t like me.
In a very comfy expensive bed.
There’s a generic Jason Statham movie where he dead pan answers “I don’t have caffeine after 7” and there’s this hilarious level of disconnect between the idea of a career criminal badass who straight up kills dozens of people but also practices a strict and health conscious bed time routine.
“I use a wonderful over-the-counter drug: Ultra-dorm. Don’t take the whole thing, just half, and you will wake up without even the tiniest hangover.”
