That guy is my fuckin type, I tell ya hwat

(men who look like this are straight nearly 100% of the time, I live in hell)

why is the skeleton so busty

Sub 100 mil isn’t even hoarding wealth by today’s standards. That’s less than 0.05% of a Jeff Bezos.

If I had $100 and my friend had $220,000, I wouldn’t consider us similar in that regard.

Whoa are you the sus guy

But why is that even there? Are people really eating only some of the Oreos and then putting the rest away?

Read my comment out loud

Yep, LOD’s nuts

Steam forums are truly the lowest form of social media

It is for me… 🤔

Yeah, my parents also said “Shut up, I’m on the phone”

… hear me out

Looks like we’re not quite aboard the Unicode train just yet, wouldn’t you say

This is why you don’t mix stateless and stateful paradigms, kids.

Children of the DVD era also know this life

Uh oh… I’ve been excited about cordless vacuums since my early 20s 🫣

I’d posit that it’s closer to woodworking

“We remain committed to following the law as written […]”

Just following orders, I see

Responsibility and objective are two different things

I think this stems from a misunderstanding of how much money a billion dollars is