octopus_ink@lemmy.mldeleted by creator to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comexternal-linkmessage-square119linkfedilinkarrow-up11.08Karrow-down117
arrow-up11.07Karrow-down1external-linkMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comoctopus_ink@lemmy.mldeleted by creator to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前message-square119linkfedilink
minus-squareqx128@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up144·2 年前Turns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?! Fuck around and find out.
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65·2 年前“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
minus-squaremorphballganon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·2 年前He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 年前I’ve been told there are mods for everything.
minus-squareDoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 年前They are if you’re in Congress
minus-squareqx128@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 年前Oof. Sadly, events of the last few years support your statement. 🙄
Turns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?!
Fuck around and find out.
“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
I’ve been told there are mods for everything.
They are if you’re in Congress
Oof. Sadly, events of the last few years support your statement. 🙄
Up to 5 years to think about it.