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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 个月前

If C++ wore pants

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If C++ wore pants

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 个月前
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    If I were C++, I’d wear my pants like that.Pants are pulled over both ends of the uppercase C with one leg going to each of the plus characters.

    On the opposite ends of the plus characters I’d put my shoes obviously.

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      You didn’t even finish

    • Victor@lemmy.world
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      I will allow this.

  • Nougat@fedia.io
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    The code is stored in the balls.

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    Prudes…

    Java’s Duke just stands there, fully nude and is giving NullPointerException fucks.

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    This is so stupid it’s great

  • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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    I needed this to save my stressful week. thank you.

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    Jrogramming in Jee Plus Plus: A Pragmatic Guide to the 1999 “JnCo” Standard

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    deleted by creator

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    Asking the real questions

  • Artyom@lemm.ee
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    C wears the pants of the family.

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    Haha, I know this artist from something VERY different.

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    I guess this would depend on if C++ has multiple personality disorder.

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