3 days sober! I’m super water-hungover though, I’ve got a huge headache and my vision is getting worse, and tbh my memory and cognition has really taken a hit. And my piss is honey-like and low-volume. But I’m still determined to break water’s hold on me! Wish me luck

I wouldn’t go so far as saying that I liked The Last Jedi, but I do think that it’s far and away the best of the sequels and a ton of the common criticisms are bullshit. I don’t think I’ve ever had to defend a movie that I didn’t really care for as much as this one.

Now Rise of Skywalker? That one is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, and when weighted by the talent and budget that went into it I think an argument can be made for the worst of modern cinema. It’s the only star wars movie I’ll never watch again. I could feel the lazy pettiness from the theater chair. Like at least the other franchise-disrespecting blockbuster matrix resurrections was self aware, Rise of Skywalker was earnestly weightless and cheap

The pizza they ate in “a goofy movie”

Not a bad cock you got there, friend

“butt stuff!”

For sure, this thing actually looks hella fun to drive!

Eh it doesn’t look like a purpose-built offroader to me. I mean you could do a lot worse offroad than with this thing, but there’s a few reasons that make it pretty obvious that this was just made for the fun aesthetic: 1 It doesn’t have very much room for suspension to travel at all, compromising high-speed desert and dune riding. 2. Due to reason 1, it’s articulation is likely very poor, compromising it’s technical trail riding abilities. Maybe it could hold it’s own when mudding? But then again, those aren’t quite the best wheels and tires for the job and I see no snorkel either, so I doubt that it does. So yeah I’m almost certain that they chopped it up not with the intention to make a solid off-road vehicle but because “lol wouldn’t it be hilarious?” Don’t look for logic in or underestimate the enginuity of a bored, slightly buzzed dude with a welder.

I dunno, I feel like between the shortened body and larger wheels, the height is a bit of an illusion. Just eyeballing it, I don’t think this thing is very tall, perhaps just slightly taller than stock. My point being, this thing probably sits lower than most modern crossovers. Here’s a stock taco for reference, notice that there’s not so much lift to fit the oversized wheels as much as they just enlarged and deapened the wheelwells:

Idk but he’s got a nice shine to him. No robo

For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nah, needs more recursion. The ‘W’ in “WSL” stands for “WSL”

That’s pretty clever, ngl

Okay, I love bananas, and I love mayo, but I’m having a really hard time imagining those together

Alternatively, instead of using the “very” prefix, you can use the “as fuck” suffix. Check it out: Noisy as fuck. Tasty as fuck. Important as fuck. If you really want to underline your point though, combine them. For example, when you want to express the gravity of the situation or something, say “This situation is very grave as fuck!”. See what I mean? Now that’s what I call very eloquent as fuck prose, shit that’ll suck the air out of the room for sure.

I think I squeezed the fish too hard, what do I do?

Water you dudes talkin bout

I dunno, granted this is the first I’ve heard the word but from that definition I get the impression that a quidler intentionally has their priorities mixed up, as a way of stalling perhaps? Procrastination is a bit different I think, something I do by accident, even when I’m aware that it’s happening

Depends how clumsy they get with the wine

Idk, but my first thought was that this cat looks uncannily like Huey Freeman. I think it’s the eyebrows

I think this thread proves that there needs to be a peanuts meme community