Her old feeder was Japanes and had audio. It would say “Meow-san” and then dispense her food. We don’t have the automatic feeder, but the name stuck. This is “Meow-san”.

When I see people with clean, big, unused trucks, I always give them this hand signal:

Wag your index finger, and it looks like their small limp dick, blowing in the wind. You get double points if you look them in the eyes. They usually get the message. Be careful, though. I’ve gotten into a few fights over just that hand sign.

I’d definitely reserve it for those pissers who ride your ass or park like assholes, but get ready for a fight.

Good try child sports teams. I ain’t touching that grass unless you make me.

Then why do I have anti- matter in my trunk?

They’re hiding their poo/ piss from the other cats. We’ll do our checkups, though.

I still see daisy chains of blind box rewards. Ur good.

One of my cats recently taught themselves how to piss in the toilet, and I feel triggered

It’s collective PTSD. 1997. Keeping up with things feels like a marathon. It’s hard smile rn. It doesn’t feel appropriate rn. You Stonewall until the other person indicates how they feel, but sometimes you get two blank faces going back and forth. In general, we live in interesting times and I don’t want to het punched in the face because I smiled about Trump being a bitch.

Big Potato is my favorite rapper

Silky now I gotta learn about a new dog breed

It’s probably worth about 1-15m. It’s about location, sadly.

We’re all crunchy down here

I don’t know. Americans are trying to police the “State of hard emus.” Might be too hard to secure.

I once had to convince MULTIPLE people that they couldn’t drown their fish by using too much water. No, they weren’t worried about water treatment. They had their fish on a water paper towel for inspection and killed them.

Second isn’t my argument, but it was an amazing argument to hear at the bar. It started with a guy screaming, "Alcohol is NOT a drug. Name ONE addictive ingredient in alcohol! " Lmao

I moved around a lot when I was younger. It really depends on where you live. In most towns I lived in, there were a series of public schools that were meant to serve their immediate communities, but everyone avoided specific schools known for poor education and bullying. I spent most of my time in SoCal and didn’t see much violence. If we’re talking about verbal harassment/ bullying, I don’t think I’ve been anywhere without that. It’s just different versions/ severities.

I agree. It’s a struggle based on food availability. The bigger fowl, keep them away from their food, and the smaller fowl, eat their eggs.

Honestly, we incubated too many eggs with too small of an enclosure. They’re getting better, also winner winner chicken dinner