It’s time to start making fake social media accounts for Republicans.

Awh shit, wrong thread lmao

Lol, this brought me back to when I worked at a retirement home.

We had one gentleman who was 100+.

I realized he was old enough to have known civil war veterans.

I asked him if he’d ever met a civil war vet. He thought I’d asked him if he’d fought in the civil war, lmao.

Eventually, he told me he only ever saw them in parades.

I felt a little nervous to ask who was in the parade.

He was very proud to say, “The good guys, obviously. It was New York.”

I got to know him more over time and learned that he was super progressive and loved to use the internet. It’s cool to know there’s a few good apples every once in a while.

Ah shit, a guy who shot up a school likes 4chan? Who could’ve seen that coming. Now it’s a lemmy meme. You looked at this ur gay.

Can’t retract what that casing said, lmao

“Catch this fascist”

Is the new

“I SHOT REAGAN”

Fuck fascism.

Rome 2.0

It’s almost like we finished our expansion as an empire … colony … state.

Why didn’t they send the National Guard to Utah?

No chest hair. Not slutty enough for that cut.

People did. Let me see if I can find it:

Edit: fount it https://youtu.be/y5DNJfB73N8

The BBC mildy misrepresented this situation. People have gone there and visited them in person. They consume Western films. They just need to be censored. That is NOT okay, but it’s the reality in North Korea.

Weird. They mass produce copies of censored Western films and then distribute them at little kiosks. I’m assuming they’re talking about uncensored content?

Did they poo out two eggs at once? Whenever my chickens form two eggs at once, they smoosh together and come out like that.

She’s got little fangs if you zoom in.

Same here.

You about to get pissed/ shit down a leg for cooling.

Vultures shit/pee (it all comes out of one hole) on themselves to help regulate body temperature.

Molly

If it’s that rural, it’s a mutual thank you for not hitting them on a thin road.

Dude, I shit brix

Griffith without the torture

Idk, are you sure your not just an asshole, and not a critical thinker? Yes, they happened. If I wanted attention I’d be on reddit.

I don’t want to think about it too much. I’ll keep it quick:

Random person dying on the back of the bus. Someone threatening the bus driver over a lack of bus fair (too the point of fighting the bus driver with hands). Someone fighting someone for a seat, and they miss a punch and hit an old lady. I think you’re full of shit. Public transportation is highly contextual. I want more, and I want it to be safe. I want it to be free to people regardless of background. Again, I’m talking socal.

My worst one was getting chased down and then getting mugged at the bus stop. The second worst was keeping someone from attacking my partner while I tried to talk them down. I know it’s anecdotal, that’s why I said “1/10, but I’m not sure.” That was my main form of transportation for about 5 years. I believe it was called an “M-pass,”.

I try not to think about it because when people do those things, I want to forgive them. It fucking hurts. We need more public transportation, but I won’t romanticize it. We need to make it safer for possible victims, just like what we need to do with Uber and Lyft.