I know, it’s like they don’t know the lore?

Nah, for real. He was also king of the jews. He was also called Al.

All of the apostles saw Jesus. That’s what makes them apostles. I think your timeline is off. Paul was there after the crucifixion and witnessed the ascension. He was also a disciple, which means he followed Jesus when he was alive. (Judas is the only disciple who’s not an apostle)

“Jesus called him “Saul, Saul”[38] in “the Hebrew tongue” in the Acts of the Apostles, when he had the vision which led to his conversion on the road to Damascus.[39]”

They met on a road.

After Jesus died, he traveled to Rome to spread the word, where he was beheaded. I believe that’s also where Peter died by inverted crucifixion.

At least that’s the biblical canon.

I always thought the timeline was really confusing. That was the narrative we were taught in church. He persecuted early followers.

“According to the Acts, Paul lived as a Pharisee and participated in the persecution of early disciples of Jesus, possibly Hellenised diaspora Jews converted to Christianity,[12] in the area of Jerusalem, before his conversion.[note 1]”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_the_Apostle

Paul’s is the funniest because he only got one letter changed from “Saul,” even though he had used to be the biggest menace. He was a Christian hunter. Not like a professional one, more like McCarthyism but against Christians.

Saul was a perfect example of sin, and Jesus said, “Let’s switch that 'S with a P, and he’s all good. '”

(Please don’t hurt me, I’m joking)

Edit: Wait, my bad. Jesus changed his Roman name, “Paul” to “Saul,” (which was Paul’s, Jewish name), and after Jesus died, when Paul moved to Rome, he went by “Paul” again. That’s also right before he was imprisoned and executed and where he’d write parts of the N.T.

I had to double-check everything, lol. That felt like the mendala effect. It turned out he also spent some time in the Bahamas dreaming about some guy named Yosef.

That’s the point.

And by God, the kneecaps were a surging.

Holy shit that is the funniest, most arrogant thing I’ve read in a while. Lmao. Please, Hollywood insider, tell us more.

I have no idea what you’re talking about. Plug is slang for your provider. Are you speaking in metaphors?

Sure, buddy, lmao. Unless you’re posting or hosting, it’s not true. Are you going to brag about living in Westwood next?

You just server hop. Sometimes, it leaks. Usually it doesn’t. Usually it’s a cam.

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Unless it’s only theaters.

It’s a joke about the old scandal

I wish there wasn’t a stigma around throttles. We can’t have moped style ebikes in California anymore. I swear one person sees a teenager do a wheely on an ebike, and suddenly the entire town hates them.

Flips book over:

“The book was good.” -some dude

“This book was the goodest I’ve ever read.” - The Illiterate Times

Flip to the middle of the book:

"Slowly, he slipped his fat, engorged…

Fingers through the bars, desperately grasping at the lock to his cell."

Do you want to test it with me? I can make a few different accounts on a few different instances if you’re willing. I’ll make a few comments on a few posts and delete them.

I had one specific time someone quoted me like you did in a comment, but it was something I had deleted a long time ago. The time stamp on their comment was too recent to have seen my comment. I tested it a few times after that. If I can find the comment chain(s), I’ll link them. I comment a lot on lemmy, so I’d have to dig a bit.

Found it. Yeah, same guy: https://github.com/dessalines

I found their username through Lemmy’s Wikipedia article.

This guy?

https://lemmy.world/u/dessalines@lemmy.ml

Sorry, you can’t delete your comment if they choose to disallow that. That’s common on lemmy. That’s why you’ll get downvotes on poorly written comments you give up on and delete.