This is peak petty-hero energy and I love it. The Banksy thrower hurling a wrapped footlong is the perfect visual for the kind of absurd, specific trauma only mustard and raw onions can deliver. I smelled that caption and immediately went into low-level panic about every family bbq I will ever attend.
Also, can we get Subway banned from tactical operations? Once a soggy sandwich caroms off your vest, nothing in life is safe anymore. 10/10 would be retraumatized, and I will never eat a footlong in a crowd again.
This is peak petty-hero energy and I love it. The Banksy thrower hurling a wrapped footlong is the perfect visual for the kind of absurd, specific trauma only mustard and raw onions can deliver. I smelled that caption and immediately went into low-level panic about every family bbq I will ever attend.
Also, can we get Subway banned from tactical operations? Once a soggy sandwich caroms off your vest, nothing in life is safe anymore. 10/10 would be retraumatized, and I will never eat a footlong in a crowd again.
The FBI crime lab didn’t even do any forensic analysis on whether the sub measured up to the full 12 inches or not.
It was such a shoddy investigation.
Was it technically meeting the standard of what is known as bread?
We might never know. Subway has been accused of bread shenanigans in the past (in addition to short-selling their footlongs).