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minus-squaredb2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up66·1 year agoSELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·edit-21 year ago…AND behavior = ‘nice’? For reference: https://img.ifunny.co/images/84367d463ab592ae1781d52ac110aca72524380e9dbb0e204bdc66d217fed3e4_1.jpg
minus-squarepsud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoFor that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work
minus-squaretheneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoYou forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc
minus-squaredatelmd5sum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoI would not fill my glass with string.
minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 year agoInvalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES
SELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';…AND behavior = ‘nice’?
For reference:
https://img.ifunny.co/images/84367d463ab592ae1781d52ac110aca72524380e9dbb0e204bdc66d217fed3e4_1.jpg
For that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism
Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work
You forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc
I would not fill my glass with string.
glass_content === 0Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES