This happened to me when I was younger and more silly.
Fuzz: “What’s your name?”
Me: “I know my rights, I don’t have to tell you my name unless I’m under arrest”
Fuzz: “OK, you’re under arrest”
I spent 2 hours in a cell and ended up on the opposite side of town 😅 I 100% deserved it.

Illegally smol

Arrested for felony possession of cuteness

Sentenced to 30 minutes of snuggles