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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 months ago

More confusion for recruiters

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More confusion for recruiters

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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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    all lines not terminated by a single space are comments

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      There’s a special place in hell for you

    • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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      Also each line starts with a semicolon and you have to escape spaces in strings using a double forward slash

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        I realized a while ago that there’s nothing stopping me from writing rust like this

        ;println!("This is great")
        ;println!("I think everyone should write rust like this")
        ;println!("Probably works in most languages that use semicolons")
        ;
        
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          Also a spicial place in hell for you

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            Can we add the comefrom function too?

        • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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          Nasm programmers probably think that is old code that you commented out.

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          hope you don’t forget the semicolon on a line by itself at the end (except in functions where you want to return the value of the last expression)

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