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Gork@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 年前

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Gork@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 年前
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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    My only dependency is libstdc++

    Fight me

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      stdc is just bloat, i implement the methods and do the syscalls myself if i need them

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        C is bloat, thats why everyone should use Asm

        • AggressivelyPassive@feddit.de
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          Pff, I prefer good ol’ flip switches, like on my trusty Altair.

          • hackris@lemmy.ml
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            Noob. I prefer to use a screwdriver to poke around the CPU and memory lanes

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              I use butterflies

              • hackris@lemmy.ml
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                I swear there is an XKCD for that

                • dave@feddit.uk
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                  Always. https://xkcd.com/378/

    • dankm@lemmy.ca
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      libc++ here.

      Bring it.

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        GPL wins.

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