Very sad to see lemm.ee shutting down. I liked it here, the instance was easy to pronounce. Good luck lemm.ee admins with your future endeavors.

Is it better to lie out of your ass in order to become an inside resistor from within?

He can get his own ship in 8! = 40,320 years!

Is there more than one exodus now? I haven’t been keeping track.

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I think NOT AI SLOP is a very cute kitty.

Draw an XX but with the X’s crossing. Lesbian stick figure scissoring!

$4? That’s a deal if I’ve ever seen one, especially in this economy.

The judge added her name to the child protection register. Isn’t that a bit superfluous if she’s going to be in prison for the rest of her life?

Then again lots of sentences don’t make sense.

I am ded 💀

🦀

F to pay respect

Wait I’m the system administrator, who the hell do I contact??!!

“I lost my phone” is gonna be heard a lot from now on over there.

Then they can say the classic line, “Don’t you all have phones?!”

I have a 700+ day streak myself and I can confirm I want to absolutely murder that bird now.

One Big, Beautiful Bill is probably the dumbest name for a bill I’ve heard in a long time.

Is that how babby formed

They’d probably shoot at it though.

I’m so glad it can handle square.