In a CT you just send a mean tweet and the glass will break. Or at least something will.

But those were Ontario conservatives, not good God fearing Alberta conservatives.

The UCP didn’t win the federal election, so they wanna separate.

Where I live you only get deducted points for some kinds of speeding. Speeding in a school zone or residential street? Lose points. Excessive speeding? Lose points. Going 120kph in a 110kph zone on the highway between cities? Smallish fine and be on your way.

Seat Alhambra

Never heard of this vehicle before. Now I want one. Wonder how much it’d cost to import it to Canada…

Don’t forget the most important thing you can do with a Ram: mod the diesel engine to spit out even more black smoke than normal while surviving smashing into something when you’re drink driving on a residential road.

Penisenlarger 3000

… just to continue the joke… Penisenlarger 3500. All of their models seem to end in 500 for some reason. Ram 1500, Ram 2500, Ram 3500…

Clearly it’s a queef Dutch oven.

No kidding. I’m a decent cyclist. I’ve bounced more than one helmet off the ground with my head in it. This is why I always wear one, and always insist my kids do too.

One more series I need to read…

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Well yes, it’s the lightning that makes the inscription.

A CPU is just a rock we hit with magic lightning…

I’ma smother you with buffalo sauce and lick it off your naked body with a side of bleu cheese.

The British one wouldn’t be the best choice. Not exactly powerful…

When Canada abolished the penny I was advocating for renaming our currency the pound, just so we could divide it up into 20 shillings. Each shilling would of course still be 5¢.

There will be holdouts. In my part of Canada all the rural roads are laid out in a 1 mile x 2 mile grid. Nobody every says a farm is 3.2km away. It’s 2 miles. Even changing all the road signs is cheaper than moving roads to make more sense in the metric system.

Otherwise for long-ish distances we’re completely metric.

It’s weirder when you look at Canada vs USA. Mileage here is usually written L/100km, but back in the day the cars were exactly the same but the mileage in Canada was better because the the US gallon is only ~83% the size of a proper gallon.

It’s been Canada’s official standard for decades. It’s just starting to hit the general population though.

TIL I have no family :(

Need to mount the camera so your guitarist isn’t always shifting to keep in frame.