That sounds expensive.

Because we are old. Wasn’t the Andrew Wakefield nonsense paper from 1989? Oops no, it was 1998.

Yup, and 1998 was 27 years ago, that’s a perfectly reasonable age for motherhood. My kids were born when I was younger than that.

I stopped taking the bus when my city decided to reduce the transit time on all routes. The reduced my transit time from 20 minutes to 45, including the 20 minutes waiting outside for a transfer.

It’s a 25 minute bike ride or 12 minute drive on average.

So shorts weather all day? Sounds good.

I’m tall enough I can’t stand up on any plane I’ve been on in the last several years…

Lucky for Quebec and Saskatchewan where they have non-Robelus ISPs.

Same company even. Bell owns Virgin in Canada.

In a CT you just send a mean tweet and the glass will break. Or at least something will.

But those were Ontario conservatives, not good God fearing Alberta conservatives.

The UCP didn’t win the federal election, so they wanna separate.

Where I live you only get deducted points for some kinds of speeding. Speeding in a school zone or residential street? Lose points. Excessive speeding? Lose points. Going 120kph in a 110kph zone on the highway between cities? Smallish fine and be on your way.

Seat Alhambra

Never heard of this vehicle before. Now I want one. Wonder how much it’d cost to import it to Canada…

Don’t forget the most important thing you can do with a Ram: mod the diesel engine to spit out even more black smoke than normal while surviving smashing into something when you’re drink driving on a residential road.

Penisenlarger 3000

… just to continue the joke… Penisenlarger 3500. All of their models seem to end in 500 for some reason. Ram 1500, Ram 2500, Ram 3500…

Clearly it’s a queef Dutch oven.

No kidding. I’m a decent cyclist. I’ve bounced more than one helmet off the ground with my head in it. This is why I always wear one, and always insist my kids do too.

One more series I need to read…

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Well yes, it’s the lightning that makes the inscription.

A CPU is just a rock we hit with magic lightning…

I’ma smother you with buffalo sauce and lick it off your naked body with a side of bleu cheese.