i’ll go first: our 17th prime minister one day vanished while swimming in the ocean and not only did none of his friends give a fuck, they started slapfighting immediately for who’s gonna be his successor. no joke they didn’t even let his body turn cold before the arguments began it was all so fucking funny.
Oh yeah, there was the gay bomb (Wikipedia link)
The us wanted to drop bombs of a non lethal variety that would release hormones that would cause adversaries to want to fornicate wildly instead of fighting. It even won an Ig Nobel prize.
holy fuck there is no way that is real. no FUCKING way LMAO WHAT??? GAY BOMB???
it’s not real-real, it was a proposal that didn’t go anywhere.
i wish they’d continued r & d on this