There are 7 alien spaceships orbiting earth right now the size of Jupiter, but they are invisible. They are not revealing themselves to us yet because we are not ready. But they are mind controlling the world leaders to prevent us from killing each other in a nuclear war. They helped trump win so as to save us all. There are also millions of people living underground in a whole separate society. Hilary Clinton is a lizard person, etc.
Then after he told me all this he said seriously with a straight face. “I will never tell you anything that I don’t know to be true 100%”
There are 7 alien spaceships orbiting earth right now the size of Jupiter, but they are invisible. They are not revealing themselves to us yet because we are not ready. But they are mind controlling the world leaders to prevent us from killing each other in a nuclear war. They helped trump win so as to save us all. There are also millions of people living underground in a whole separate society. Hilary Clinton is a lizard person, etc.
Then after he told me all this he said seriously with a straight face. “I will never tell you anything that I don’t know to be true 100%”
Ah, I see that you have met my wife’s uncle Rudi!
a spaceship the size of Jupiter orbiting earth… this guy needs to learn high school physics
Did they learn about it in History Channel?
Oh lord that sounds like serious MH level
What the fuck?
This is why you shouldn’t hate Trump supporters. They aren’t bad people. They are just batshit insane.
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