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ZeroCool@vger.social to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 年前

Start ups when that VC funding kicks in

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ZeroCool@vger.social to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 年前
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Foosball

    Mama says foosball is the devil!

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      It’s not as dangerous as stick hockey

      • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        ice hockey > stick hockey

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          Air hockey > sex with office dogs

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            Tbf that right thing is a VERY low bar

            Stepping on a Lego brick is more enjoyable

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              Depends. Chihuahua or mini-pin, yeah, I agree. But a golden-doodle? That’s a tough call.

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                Diddle a doodle a day, keeps the…

                Hold on, someone’s at my door. Brb

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              How do you know? You’re disgusting!

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                Unless i forgot how words work (I am very good at forgetting) I meant litteraly anything is better than doing it with a dog

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                  I don’t know. You seem to know a lot about where having dog sex fits on a scale of enjoyment… Hmmm

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                    Well I love my dog but not like that

                    Nasty

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      It’s either Football or the local equivalent to “Foot” and “Ball”.

      The sport with the egg is “American Football”. And you US citizens can call our football “European Football” and not *Soccer".

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        Foosball specifically refers to the tabletop game in America.

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        Foosball is just an Americanized spelling of “Fußbal” which is German for Football.

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        Wasn’t the name “soccer” originally from England?

        Edit: it was, and it was used for ~100 years in England until around 1960 - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_for_association_football

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          Well England sucks :p /s

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            See now we’ve got a valid argument going

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          Yeah but only poshos call it “soccer” here to distinguish it from “rugger”

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              Public schoolboys (i.e. the very posh), yes it’s weird

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