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A screenshot of a Reddit post in r/Jokes by u/OneChrononOfPlancks, posted to Tumblr.

Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don’t just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe…

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

Reply from red-faced-wolf:

I hate it. Bad post. Horrible. Have a terrible day

Reply from scienceandfandoms

I love it. Great post. Fantastic. Have a wonderful day

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    9 months ago

    Bless

    Level: 1st Casting Time: 1 Action Range/Area: 30 ft. Components: V, S, M * Duration: Concentration 1 Minute School: Enchantment Attack/Save: None Damage/Effect: Buff

    You bless up to three creatures of your choice within range. Whenever a target makes an attack roll or a saving throw before the spell ends, the target can roll a d4 and add the number rolled to the attack roll or saving throw.

    Well the answer seems simple. The clouds neither count as creatures, nor are they in range.