That’s what I was gonna say. It doesn’t even have to be a religious thing. To a lot of people church/mosque/temple is a cultural thing.

It’s good for us, fam! Dunno whether it’s good for you or not, ya have to ask ur irl friends about that…

“How did you go bankrupt?” Bill asked.

“Two ways,” Mike said. “Gradually and then suddenly.”

History’s like that too. People took their best guesses, but nobody knew for sure.

Oh, it’s a Japanese cartoon. They use metric hours instead of Imperial hours. So you’ll just have to keep waiting.

Either that, or driving cars to the junkyard to be crushed.

Yeah, that’s a good one!

I’m thinking that it’s kinda easy to find bad/negative songs which is fine for a while but you don’t want a whole set of that, it’ll get depressing. You kinda want a song that’s like: “things are terrible but we’ll persevere.” I’m having problems thinking of any tho. Anyone got ideas?

From a quick look at their online presence, I think these are some guys who met probably in college and started a band for fun. It’s the sort of thing that happened back in the 80s too ofc, but bc now there’s inexpensive/free recording software and distribution networks a lot more of it gets more widely known, even if it doesn’t “make it big”.

Hey great idea. Hmm… off the top of my head:

• Bestial Mouths “In Ruins” is about the BLM protests iirc
• Innerpartysystem had this song “American Trash”… but I dunno that might be kinda meanspirited in this context
• I’m pretty sure “Gun Lover” by Acumen Nation is ironic
• oh yeah Nine Inch Nail’s Year Zero album is pretty much all relevant. I’ve always had a thing for “The Great Destroyer”

Looks like these folks are out of Brazil. Not much info about them but they’re pretty good. I bet this song woulda been considered emo back in the 00s, but I swear part of the chorus reminds me of the 70s classic rock song “Dust in the Wind”.

They clearly have post-punk influences tho. Here’s a video of them doing a live cover of The Cure’s “10:15 Saturday Night” that’s pretty good.

I don’t use eggs like that, but my housemate does. Looks like they take em from the carton one row at a time, the carton currently looks like:
1 1 1 1 1 1
0 0 0 0 0 0

The engineers design the gravel to turn into a powerful sedative/hypnotic but only if you run a truck into it at high speed.

“You don’t think it’s weird when YOU do it!”

That’s only if you haven’t blessed the rains down in Africa.

Since there’s no “Lord StarTron” in Star Trek, I’m guessing this is just a 0 mask. Why put it there?

• Your average normie’s gonna look at that and say: “Star Trek BS, I don’t wanna think that much,” and forget all about it.
• Your average Trekkie’s gonna mention it to every other Trekkie they know, and thus expand the reach of the flyer. Everyone has at least one Trekkie friend.
• The intended recipient’s gonna look up “Lord StarTron”, see nothing, and then out of desperation just add the birthday to the mask and try that number (which is the right answer)

Haunted GameStop.

In the 1700s Europe, rich folks would hire Garden Hermits. So your proposal has some precedent.

Surprising how such harsh and atonal sounds can be so melodic. This is the sign of someone who’s been doing this for a long time. (since 2005 apparently)

I read that when a cat squints at you, it actually means they trust you, i.e. they don’t have to stay alert around you.

OP is clearly trolling, but this is the most balanced take on the article.

Reflect on yourself first

Agreed. The article mentioned a “Biblical perspective”, and I vaguely remember something about Jesus saying if your eye offends you pluck it out. He didn’t actually make his disciples pluck out their eyes tho, I think he was saying if there’s a problem it’s with the viewer, not the observed.

aw yeah… I listened to songs 8 and 9 then jumped to song 1 and everything was mellow and I was in the kitchen with it playing through an earbud when that song 2 came on. It was definitely pretty energizing.