China should start a refugee program for anyone in the US. Not only would it be awesome for me, but it would be hilarious. Honestly it would probably be a smart move for any country with the means to do it. The only people who would probably go are going to be the least terrible USians and many of them would thrive if given basic living standards. Only real problem would be difficulties with assimilation, but nothing that six months of living/working in a community with native speakers can’t fix.

I just want a chance to have a home that I can’t be evicted from on a whim and maybe to not work until I die. Also it would be nice to not have masked agents abducting my neighbors. Oh and trains! Omg giant salamanders too. Fuck I want to move to China so bad please save me daddy Xi