I don’t like being body shamed for my huge barbarian cock
We don’t like your rude-dicked kind around these parts. Come back if you can manage a nice petit/polite cock
Supportive Ancient Greek Girlfriend: “Oh babe don’t be insecure, a lot of us girls like big cocks.”
Ancient Greek Cum Town:
Nick: “Adam has the hugest dick!”
Stav: “Hahahahaha! Yeah Adam why is your dick so big?”
Adam: “Come on guys… It’s not that big.”
he’s a bug with a big dick that has straight sex
Being into ancient Greeks because of all the gay sex they had
You know I finally understand why I liked Hercules (the movie) and Greek mythology so much when I was a kid. It all makes sense now
“They are just more…refined.”
idk if anyone remembers Dan Quinn the manic stevia crackhead guy from youtube, but he always called his tiny dick a “combat cock” lmfao
dudes rock
Statue avi guy whose main thing is that dicks are too big now. I can see it all now
Those are actually average thank you very much
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