The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoWhat would you have done?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square143linkfedilinkarrow-up1410arrow-down19
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minus-squareblitzen@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31arrow-down3·2 months agoPut the part about contacting the authorities about 20 lbs at the end, and you have the perfect joke.
minus-squarekamenLady.@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35arrow-down1·2 months agoWhat 20 lbs? They just caught a guy with a few ounces on him…
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoYou can still get in trouble for just those few grams in some jurisdictions.
minus-squareMirshe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoMost jurisdictions will try to tack on intent to distribute if you have over an ounce or two, because they know they can.
Put the part about contacting the authorities about 20 lbs at the end, and you have the perfect joke.
What 20 lbs? They just caught a guy with a few ounces on him…
You can still get in trouble for just those few grams in some jurisdictions.
Most jurisdictions will try to tack on intent to distribute if you have over an ounce or two, because they know they can.