Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoBelieve what you see, not what you’re toldsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up12.08Karrow-down130
arrow-up12.05Karrow-down1imageBelieve what you see, not what you’re toldsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up216·1 year agoif you order elon musk from wish, you get something better
minus-squaregigachad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up80·1 year agoIs this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up76·1 year agoOnce a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.
minus-squareBlack616Angel@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 year agoElon doesn’t buy honey, he chews out workers.
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37arrow-down1·1 year agoIf Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.
minus-squarehessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoI thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.
minus-squareknightmare1147@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoThis is my new favorite insult.
minus-squarestoicwisesigma@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down49·edit-21 year agoRemoved by mod
minus-squarekamenLady.@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoElon? Is this your account?
minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoI’m pretty sure it’s a satyrical account.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 year agoBetter hide the wine and the wood nymphs.
minus-squareproblematicPanther@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agogoddamned satyrs stealing my wine and fucking my wood nymphs.
minus-squaremEEGal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agogood thing I’m in town selling my SatyrTrap Pro TM (patent pending) !
minus-squareHonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoBut only ever trolls on posts with left-leaning undertones, probably trying to devalue the underlying message by adding distracting nonsense
minus-squareCoffeeJunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year ago…so…every other Lemmy post, then? 😂
if you order elon musk from wish, you get something better
Is this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes
Once a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.
Elon doesn’t buy honey, he chews out workers.
If Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.
I thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.
This is my new favorite insult.
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Elon? Is this your account?
I’m pretty sure it’s a satyrical account.
Better hide the wine and the wood nymphs.
goddamned satyrs stealing my wine and fucking my wood nymphs.
good thing I’m in town selling my SatyrTrap Pro TM (patent pending) !
But only ever trolls on posts with left-leaning undertones, probably trying to devalue the underlying message by adding distracting nonsense
…so…every other Lemmy post, then? 😂