InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-23 months ago[Not the Onion] trumpcard.govhexbear.netimagemessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up153arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up153arrow-down1image[Not the Onion] trumpcard.govhexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-23 months agomessage-square11linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months agoStep One: Steal 5 million in bitcoin Step Two: Buy Trump Card Step Three: Commit as many crimes as you please since no one who owns this shit is going to jail Step Four: ??? Step Five: Profit!!
minus-squareVILenin [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoSorry that’s only included in the Trump Crime LicenseTM included with the $1M/year subscription package
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Step One: Steal 5 million in bitcoin
Step Two: Buy Trump Card
Step Three: Commit as many crimes as you please since no one who owns this shit is going to jail
Step Four: ???
Step Five: Profit!!
Sorry that’s only included in the Trump Crime LicenseTM included with the $1M/year subscription package